Evil Cycle Lobby consolidates grip on British roads

Ever wondered how countless cycle lanes that probably cost a million quid per metre, spring up overnight? In news that will surprise nobody who's ever watched a Bond film, it seems a group of maleficent - and well funded - masterminds are behind these senseless attacks on the British motorist.

According to sources, The Evil Cycling Lobby meet the first Friday of every month in the parish hall to discuss their apparent control of councils nationwide.

As an evil organisation it's worth highlighting their aims:

1.Create safe, liveable cities we and our children will be proud of

2. Make sure everyone can walk, wheelchair, pram, scoot, toddle, balance-bike, run, cycle, handcycle, tandem or tagalong in safety where they live, work and play.

3.To get Councils to build safe, well designed, infrastructure with consideration to all aforementioned users, taking space from the private motor vehicle

All pretty dastardly...and we agree with them wholeheartedly.

We'd like to support the Evil Cycle Lobby in its nefarious aims by offering you the chance to win some of its merch. Proceeds go to the following extremely worthwhile cycling campaigns: Wheels for Wellbeing ; Pedal on Parliament ; Bikes for Refugees and Roadpeace

Win an Evil Cycling Lobby T-shirt

There's all kinds of merchandise available for sale here but we have a couple of T-shirts from their new narwhal collection to give away. Please leave a comment below and specify whether you'd like a standard T, or the ladies or kids cut. We'll pick a winner next week.

ETA - Ethical cycle insurance

ETA cycle insurance offers a sympathetic policy on the storage of bicycles. For example, as long as a shed door is locked, the bicycles stored within do not require any further security. On top of that, our policy covers stolen quick-release components. And for added peace of mind, we handle claims ourselves in-house. Oh, and we never devalue bikes, no matter their age. Hardly surprising The Good Shopping Guide judges us to be Britain's most ethical provider.

{{cta-cycling}}