We built our own zombie-proof bike
October 26, 2022
Halloween or no Halloween, British roads can feel like a horror show when you're on a bike. It got us thinking about how a trusty bicycle might fare should the worse happen.
Bikes are already the quickest way to get around town, but the chronic shortage of petrol following a zombie apocalypse would render cars all but useless making pedal power the only way for even the most committed motorist to get about. Just in case the average mountain bike isn't up to the task, we built a zombie-proof bicycle and ticked the entire options list.
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https://youtu.be/qa3OUevDP3U
The stealthy zombie-proof bicycle is equipped with:
• Electric chainsaw
• Flamethrower
• Smoke grenade
• Splatter shield
• Hatchet
The ethical choice
The ETA was established in 1990 as an ethical provider of green, reliable travel services. Over 30 years on, we continue to offer cycle insurance , breakdown cover and mobility scooter insurance while putting concern for the environment at the heart of all we do.
The Good Shopping Guide judges us to be the UK's most ethical provider.
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