Walking Dead, Cycling Survivors...why we built our own zombie-proof bike

October 26, 2022

Halloween bicycle with flamethrower

Halloween or no Halloween, British roads can feel like a horror show when you're on a bike. It got us thinking about how a trusty bicycle might fare should the worse happen.

Bikes are already the quickest way to get around town, but the chronic shortage of petrol following a zombie apocalypse would render cars all but useless making pedal power the only way for even the most committed motorist to get about. Just in case the average mountain bike isn't up to the task, we built a zombie-proof bicycle and ticked the entire options list.

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The stealthy zombie-proof bicycle is equipped with:

• Electric chainsaw
• Flamethrower
• Smoke grenade
• Splatter shield
• Hatchet

ETA zombie proof bike flamethrower


 

 

Zombie bicycle


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